"Well, here's the thing Terry." Perry chuckled nervously "I got to work early, and I was hungry. So I looked through the fridge and the only thing there was a jar of pickles, but you know how much I love pickles, so naturally, I had to open it. But when it tried to open it, the lid wouldn't budge. Soooooo, I know how great you are at opening jars, and yeah..."
"Perry! That's the reason you called me here?! We have a jar opener designed specifically for you sitting on your desk. I put a tag on it saying 'Perry do NOT call me to open a jar for you, use this instead'. Are you kidding me?" yelled Terry and then stormed off to get some food for their fridge...