Sunday, 14 September 2014
The T & P'S Society: Stolen Crown (part 1)
No one noticed the small shadow moving around the top secret army facility, not even the security cameras, the night guard, the scientists or the army general. The next day the headline read "RARE CROWN STOLEN FROM SECRET FACILITY". The co-presidents of The T&P'S Society & Associates sat in their office reading the article. "Detective Hassen-Lochen said " Ze culprit iz zmart but not zmart enough to dupe moi. Zee, zey sink that zey have not left any proof zat zey vere here yesterday, but zey are vrong! Zey have left zhis zmall peice of ze cloth that is coloured orange!" reports of black and white fur trailed on the ground." read out loud Perry the Panda to his friend and partner Terry the Turtle. Terry tutted and said "It must have been Professor R. again." Perry walked over to the closed windows and peeked through the shutters. "Don't you think that's the tiniest bit suspicious?" Perry asked slyly.
"What do you mean Perry?"
"Well we all know that Professor R. is Black and white, but we also know that he never wears any other colour than pink... but Detective Hassen-Lochen said there was a small piece of orange cloth. You also have to notice that in the picture, Detective Hassen-Lochen is wearing an orange uniform with orange leather shoes complete with an orange magnifying glass. Don't you think it's a little bit weird for her to look all sweaty and dark circles under her eyes?"
Terry looked deep in thought. "Yeah, you're right! I know who the culprit is!" said the turtle striking a dramatic and heroic pose. "It's...D-D-Dora the Explorer!" he blurted, Perry smacked his forehead and said in his most sincere voice "No, Terry, it's Detective Hassen-Lochen" and dragged Terry's Segway out the door of the office with the turtle on it. "Come on Terry we're going to hold a meeting!"
"Attention! May I please have your attention?" Terry the turtle spoke into the microphone. The chatter of The T & P'S Society and Associates grew louder.Finally Perry the panda came to find the whole meeting hall full of chatter. Perry hissed "Terry! What's going on? Why is nobody listening to you?". Terry looked sheepishly at Perry and tried to hide in his shell. The panda rolled his eyes and pulled out a device from under his fedora. "Siri, Give me a loud noise to get the attention of my fellow associates." Perry commanded. Suddenly a loud beeping noise came from the small device and all the chatter immediately stopped. "Thank You for your attention. Now as Terry was supposed to say..." Perry shot a look at the headless shell and continued "As most of you have seen, the Crystal Marzipan Crown was stolen and the oh-so-famous Detective Hassen-Lochen was on the case and how she found the orange cloth and how her clothes were all orange?! Well, I think we just figured the culprit." said the panda with a small smirk on his face. The chatter of the associates returned and everybody filed out the door. "WAIT!!!" shouted a voice everyone froze in their tracks to see where the voice had come from. It was Carly the Cat. "What now, Carly?" said Terry.
"Just to be sure, the culprit is Dora the Explorer, right?" Carly said slowly. "See?! Carly agrees with me!" said Terry. Perry looked at Terry and Carly and explained the whole concept of the Detective Hassen-Lochen. "O-o-o-o-o-o-oh" they said together. In no time the hall was so quiet and empty, they didnt see the shadow of a magnifying glass attached to a hand pass by.
"What do you mean Perry?"
"Well we all know that Professor R. is Black and white, but we also know that he never wears any other colour than pink... but Detective Hassen-Lochen said there was a small piece of orange cloth. You also have to notice that in the picture, Detective Hassen-Lochen is wearing an orange uniform with orange leather shoes complete with an orange magnifying glass. Don't you think it's a little bit weird for her to look all sweaty and dark circles under her eyes?"
Terry looked deep in thought. "Yeah, you're right! I know who the culprit is!" said the turtle striking a dramatic and heroic pose. "It's...D-D-Dora the Explorer!" he blurted, Perry smacked his forehead and said in his most sincere voice "No, Terry, it's Detective Hassen-Lochen" and dragged Terry's Segway out the door of the office with the turtle on it. "Come on Terry we're going to hold a meeting!"
"Attention! May I please have your attention?" Terry the turtle spoke into the microphone. The chatter of The T & P'S Society and Associates grew louder.Finally Perry the panda came to find the whole meeting hall full of chatter. Perry hissed "Terry! What's going on? Why is nobody listening to you?". Terry looked sheepishly at Perry and tried to hide in his shell. The panda rolled his eyes and pulled out a device from under his fedora. "Siri, Give me a loud noise to get the attention of my fellow associates." Perry commanded. Suddenly a loud beeping noise came from the small device and all the chatter immediately stopped. "Thank You for your attention. Now as Terry was supposed to say..." Perry shot a look at the headless shell and continued "As most of you have seen, the Crystal Marzipan Crown was stolen and the oh-so-famous Detective Hassen-Lochen was on the case and how she found the orange cloth and how her clothes were all orange?! Well, I think we just figured the culprit." said the panda with a small smirk on his face. The chatter of the associates returned and everybody filed out the door. "WAIT!!!" shouted a voice everyone froze in their tracks to see where the voice had come from. It was Carly the Cat. "What now, Carly?" said Terry.
"Just to be sure, the culprit is Dora the Explorer, right?" Carly said slowly. "See?! Carly agrees with me!" said Terry. Perry looked at Terry and Carly and explained the whole concept of the Detective Hassen-Lochen. "O-o-o-o-o-o-oh" they said together. In no time the hall was so quiet and empty, they didnt see the shadow of a magnifying glass attached to a hand pass by.
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