(Not So) Important Things To Know On The Computer

:*=kiss
:)=smile
:o=surprised
:@=angry
:S=confused
8:)=cool
sad=:(
:^)=wondering
;(=crying
;)=wink
l-)=sleepy
:D=laugh
:3=moo-stache (A.K.A. mustache)
XD=dead happy
DX=dead sad
:P=cheeky
:?=thinking
:$=blushing
\o/=dancing
^_^=grateful
<== /<=      = to the left
==>/=> = to the right
LOL=Laugh out Loud or Laughing Obnoxiously Loud
TTYL=Talk To You Later
IDK=I Don't Know
IDC=I Don't Care
LMHO=Laughing My Head Off
BTW=By The Way
BRB=Be Right Back
OMG=Oh My God
JK=Just Kidding
SWAG=Sealed With A Gift or Stuff We All Get or Secretly We Are Geeks
SWAK=Sealed With A Kiss
TTYIAFS=Talk To You In A Few Seconds
TTYF=Talk To You Friday
ROTFL= Rolling On The Floor Laughing

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 When  Oscar recovered from his faint, he was STILL  in the same crazy world that he thought had been just a dream and was STILL in the same dungeon made out of dog food(well... the bars only really ).  He sighed as he dusted himself (just because it's a dungeon made out of dog food it doesn't mean that there can't be any dust in it EH?) and got up. Soon he was dozing off as comfortable as ever even though the whole dungeon was made out of dog food.




READ ON, READ ON I WON'T DISTURB YOU
OR WILL I -_-  -.- ????

When I Was Younger...

When I was three years old...
Me and my family went to an in door play ground in Sweden. It was around the time of Christmas.  When we arrived there was a (note that I underlined the a) Santa Claus there. Before we visited Santa Claus we ate some food. That's when I noticed Santa was here ( It's not my fault in was tempted to watch a episode of
Family Guy and in the episode Stewy got kidnapped by Santa Claus because he was so well behaved not).
And so..
I didn't want to go to Santa and Santa didn't want to upset me so he ran the away from me and I was scared by him so I "ran away" (hid under the table) from Santa. So...
we ended up "running away" from each other.

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When Oscar woke up he found himself in a strange world. As he was getting carried he saw that every few seconds the sky changed it;s colour. One moment it was blue, magenta then beige then plum!!! "It was either that" he thought, " Or I'm hallucinating ". Then that was when the world turned black a sudden of all. Oscar woke up and found himself in a dungeon. The bars were made out of Dog Food. "WAIT A MINUTE...
DID I JUST SAY DOG FOOD?!?!?!?" he shouted to himself. Then for the second time that day, he fainted.




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After that Oscar didn’t come down for a few days. Besides he was the “scaredy” one in his family. Speaking of his family...

He had lost them a few years ago and lived lonely for most of his life.

Now let’s get back to our Oscar in the future as he was slowly creeping down the stairs (he still hadn’t forgotten what had happened 3 days ago and that still creeped him out, bad. When he finally reached the bottom (which took quite some time) he shivered/shook violently, but braved himself up and said: “I’m going in!” to no one in particular. When he went in, he saw the dusty and damaged Christmas lights he had treasured for the first three years of his life. But that was 56 years ago he remembered. Suddenly there was rapid shaking and weird voices chanting weird words. The small door burst open and little tiny trolls wearing dog clothing came in the tiny basement and carried poor Oscar through the door.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Uninvited Guests

One warm, sunny summer day something mysterious happened. Oscar Millington was a normal person. Nothing unusual had EVER happened to him in his entire life. That day he decided to look down in his basement. He hadn’t gone there in a long time. The basement was a dusty, cob-webbed place. It was the only room in his whole entire house (which was really, really, really BIG) that was full of coldness and a feeling of where felt unsafe. When he went down, he saw the little stack of newspaper he had used to deliver as a little boy. Oscar coughed, that was normal for him, especially in the basement. He turned around and saw a small door. That moment he swore he saw the tiny doorknob turn. He screamed like a little girl, in fright, and ran up the stairs and shut the door behind him...

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